| I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders...but now it's the preschoolers A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU Which way is the bus below traveling? ![]() Can't make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again. Still don't know? Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question. 90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer. "The bus is traveling to the left." When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?" They answered: "Because you can't see the door to get on the bus." How do you feel now ??? ![]() I know, me too. Have a nice day!
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DID THOMAS JEFFERSON HAVE A CRYSTAL BALL?
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I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A LAUGH !!!
If these do not put a smile on your face,
You seriously need to see a doctor ....... !
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica. Where do they go? Well, wonder no more!!! It's a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks. When the hole is deep enough, the male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then they kick him in the ice hole. You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!
Tesser White
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![]() Try to call me a wussy, now!
![]() I sure hope thats her boyfriend and not her brother or cousin!
![]() Wearing the same earrings is where he drew the line. Everyone has their standards
![]() Suzy would have never known there was tension if it hadnt been for the burning sensations coming from both sides of her head.
![]() Mom and Dads love was infectious...everywhere. (look in background)
![]() Everyone has a guardian angel...but they arent usually that much taller than you Some girls would have been devastated that there prom was being held at KFC...these girls embraced it. ![]() Do you think this bowtie is too loud with this shirt? ![]() We are lawyers you can trust. Look.... we like kitties.
![]() Sometimes when you're happy and you know it, you dont need to clap your hands.
![]() Well, she wouldn’t have cried if you hadn't sat her on the lap of a deranged cracked out bunny missing an ear! ![]() This young man dressed up as the elderly version of Smoky the Bear ![]() It should be noted that cooking is dangerous and should be done with bellies and chest hairs covered. Thanks
![]() WTF??? ![]() I love my sister. I .....love....her...so....friggin....much
![]() Nice leaning post there Adam!
![]() You guys might have a gun but I have TWO cats! Now what Suckas??
![]() Sara finally had something to smile about. ![]() Its so great that everyone could make it to graduation, even Cousin Derek, came in from Steroid rehab.
![]() They never understood why Kevin always felt left out.
![]() Every girl should have a dream...even on her period
![]() No, No, I dont think the stump is too much at all.... ![]() Whats a champion without his Pooh umbrella?
![]() At least he was wearing a seatbelt...
![]() Jazz Hands! ![]() Who needs pacifiers when you have these? |
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avalanche
Two wasted 5-on-3 power-play situations also play a big part in the loss at Edmonton.
By Adrian Dater
The Denver Post
Posted: 11/19/2009 01:00:00 AM MST
Updated: 11/19/2009 01:17:03 AM MST
Avs winger Wojtek Wolski, right, takes a shot from Edmonton's Sheldon Souray at Rexall Place. ( Andy Devlin, Getty Images )
EDMONTON, Alberta — On a night when Avalanche goalie Peter Budaj fought the puck, the puck emerged the decisive victor.
On a night when the Avs had a two-goal lead and two subsequent 5-on-3 power-play advantages, they decided to get more charitable than Bill Gates' foundation and dropped a 6-4 decision to the Edmonton Oilers on Wednesday night.
With the five goals he gave up on 32 shots, Budaj has allowed nine goals in fewer than five periods of work in the past week. This might explain his hunched posture and the muttering gestures to himself in the locker room afterward.
"Pucks were going through me," Budaj said. "We score four goals on the road, we should win. I was in the right position a few times, but
they sneaked through me. It was bad goals; I wasn't able to make the big saves at the right time."
Budaj deserved a big chunk of blame for this loss, but not all of it. After the Avs built a 4-2 lead on Kyle Cumiskey's perfect wrist shot at 11:04 of the second period, referees gave them two 5-on-3s, each for less than a minute.
Marek Svatos got a couple of great chances, but that's when Oilers backup goalie Jeff Deslauriers — awful to that point — started to get his game together. Then, with 16 seconds left in the period, Budaj allowed a huge rebound right to Sam Gagner's stick and it was a 4-3 game. At that point, it seemed like bad things were set up to happen for the Avs in the third period — and they did.
"I think the 5-on-3s were a turning point, I think the goal at the end of the period was a turning point, and a goal that we gave up at the start of the (second) period," Avs coach Joe Sacco said. "We talked about not throwing any blind plays into the slot area, and unfortunately we did that. We got caught with three guys over there."
Sacco was talking about the sequence that led to Edmonton's tiebreaking goal, by Chris O'Sullivan with 8:53 left in the third period. The Avs
BUFFALO, NY - NOVEMBER 18: Michael Frolik #67 of the Florida Panthers celebrates his first period goal scored against Ryan Miller #30 of the Buffalo Sabres on November 18, 2009 at HSBC Arena in Buffalo, New York. (NHLI | Bill Wippert)
got bunched up on the right side of the net, after Cody McLeod (minus-4) failed to clear a puck at the blue line. After the puck went back down low, Avs defender Tom Preissing turned it over and O'Sullivan put home a shot from the doorstep.
"We can't fault Peter on all those. You're not going to win many games, either, getting (18) shots on goal," Sacco said. "We've got to shoot more, got to generate more offense."
Milan Hejduk scored Colorado's first two goals, and Matt Duchene assisted on both. The two points Duchene had were one more than he'd had the previous 11 games, but he'd have traded them in for a win.
"We've got to be better in that (5-on-3) department," Duchene said. "We've got to bury them when we get the chance. It's been a little tough because we haven't had a lot of time to practice it because of so many games and haven't had many 5-on-3s to begin with, but it's no excuse."
Adrian Dater: 303-954-1360 or adater@denverpost.com
Avs Recap
The Post's three stars
1. Shawn Horcoff.
Scored a goal for Edmonton and was good on the penalty kill.
2. Milan Hejduk.
Scored twice for Colorado.
3. Lubomir Visnovsky.
Oilers defenseman was a plus-3.
What you might have missed
Matt Duchene had another strong night in the faceoff circle, winning 10-of-15.
Up next
At Vancouver, Friday at 8 p.m.
Adrian Dater, The Denver Post
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Published: 11/18/2009 12:24pm
World of Warcraft: Scourgewar
Scourgewar is the 10th World of Warcraft Trading Card Game Expansion. It introduces new elements to the WoW TCG including new mounts, new keywords, the Death Knight class, and the Lich King’s lieutenant himself, Kel’Thuzad. The set also includes three new Loot Cards that give players of the WoW MMO cool options and enhancements for their online avatars.
Click below for the preview card with the new "Mount" mechanic, drawn from the play of the MMOG.
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